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Today I’m here to share some insight that I have on a very low-grade site (IMHO) and I think you’ll want to read this in full. The site I’m covering today is called AffairAlert and it’s one most famous for scamming consumers looking to cheat on their significant others. If you’re scratching your head, then perhaps you’re not the cheating or affair type. There’s nothing wrong with that at all. However, don’t get caught up in this nonsense here on this website without reading my review in full.

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Why AffairAlert.com Is Not The One For You

I’ve been making my way around the Internet and sometimes I step in dog crap. Well, this time, it was a huge pile of poop and that pile was Affair Alert. Find out why I truly believe that this site has nothing to offer consumers other than the ability to ruin their lives and empty their bank accounts.

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Same Style/Design/Scam

Affairalert.com is one of those classic scam sites where it doesn’t take much investigating to realize things are not on the up and up. A hallmark of these type of sites is trying to appear as legit as possible on the surface.

This normally means ripping off the style and design of actual legit dating sites. Affairalert.com barely meets this criteria because the most basic actions you try to take on the site reveal that the whole thing is designed to steal your money.

Hot Women (or Bots)?

I’ll also have you know that Affairalert.com claims to have a roster of hot women who are looking to hook up as soon as possible. This claims to be a place specifically for people who are ready to break out of their relationship and have an affair.

It’s about twenty-five dollars for a monthly membership, and seventy dollars for a six-month membership. They feature typical dating site options, like messaging, emails, and even videos. The thing is, nothing you will interact with on this page is real. It’s filled with nothing but bots, fake profiles, stolen pictures, and a variety of spam.

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Nothing Is Real

It’s clear that nothing here is real because the moment you set up an account, you are immediately going to receive a ton of messages. Whether they come in the form of emails or messages directly to your inbox, it won’t take more than a minute for you to find a dozen messages from hot girls looking to hook up.

However, this is how the scam begins. The moment you want to read or respond to any of the messages, you are hit with the prompt to upgrade to a VIP membership. This is a dead giveaway that the entire site is fraudulent. Nothing about the site is free and once you want to do the most basic interaction, they are asking for your credit card information.

Do Nothing, Still Getting Bombarded

You have to understand that even if you don’t put up a picture or set up a profile, there will be accounts saying how much they like you and want to hook up. How is any of that possible if you have a blank profile and account with no relevant information?

These messages are not even generated by real people. The website has something called Ambassadors, which they claim are top users connected to the site. In fact, these accounts are your fastest way to know you are being contacted by someone fake.

This is just code for the accounts that are being run by the site itself or by third-party contractors. Not only are the women not real, but all the photos of the women are stolen from other places on the internet. They don’t even own the photos of these alleged users. These type of business practices are fraudulent and should let you know the whole point here is to steal money from you.

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TOCs Explain It All

If you check the terms and conditions, they admit to the fraud right up front. They will tell you that the notifications you get are generated by the staff to promote interaction on the site. They will always say that there are some staff run accounts that are used to promote the site.

They do this to cover themselves legally when they defraud you because you’re unaware of how these sites work. You should do everything you can to avoid this site and others that resemble these business practices.

Conclusion: Avoid AffairAlert.com, Run For The Hills

I don’t care whether you’ve got the sex drive of a testosterone filled bodybuilder that needs to bang something daily or he goes crazy. Regardless, do not try here! If you’re planning on using the Affair Alert site still, then you’re an absolute fool.

There’s nothing good about this affair dating site and you’re never going to bang anyone ever. Don’t bother trying because it’s not going to happen! That’s all I’ve got to say about that. If you’re looking to connect with real people and really bang, then you can do it – RIGHT HERE TODAY!

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Buying A Puppy Changed My Sex Life Forever

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I’ve been using the Instabang dating site for what seems like forever now. All I can say is that I did one thing recently that changed my sex life forever. That’s right, I bought a puppy! Let me tell you everything I did and how it changed my sex life for the better.

Buying A Puppy Will Improve Your Sex Life

Here’s How Buying A Puppy Improved My Sex Life

For starters, I want to explain what I did and how I did it. Not only did I go out and buy the cutest damn dog you’ve ever seen, but I went ahead and showcased it to the world on my dating profile online and other mainstream social networks.

The very first thing that I did was update my dating profile. I made sure that it displayed the cutest photo of myself and my doggy. Why did I do this? Simple! Girls love puppies and they want to play with them.

Doing so improved my response rate when reaching out to local girls on Instabang. It was something that made my life that much easier.

Next thing I did was post a video of the two of us. I did this to provide further social proof that I actually own a puppy.

Now, what I did next was the real winning piece of the formula…

I went to a busy location where local women always hang out. You can head to a busy coffee shop, park, or any other place that might be where folks tend to gather. I immediately posted an image of myself and my dog onto Instabang and I mentioned where I was.

What the did was let other girls in the surrounding location know that I was there. My phone immediately started blowing up with likes and girls reaching out telling me how cute the puppy was. One thing led to another and I found myself meeting new women that were members of Instabang in that were hanging out in public places. The doggie photo attracted them enough to want to meet me and it was all downhill from there.

I must have done this at various locations around town for about a month before I stumbled across one of the same girls that I fucked. I’m telling you right now, if you want to get more local booty, then you need to get a puppy.

What type of puppy should you get?

Well, that’s completely up to you. I like Boston terriers (shown above), so I went with one of those dogs. They’re cute, small, and easy to take care of. Not to mention, they’re full of energy.

In the event that you don’t want to get a puppy, then you do not have to. Instead, you can always ask a friend if you can borrow theirs to babysit! I’m pretty certain that they’ll love you for doing that and you’ll also get the benefit of being more attractive looking.

Here’s a bonus tip, college girls absolutely love pups! It doesn’t matter what breed, they seem to be what I call the ultimate panty dropper.

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Five Really Amazing Dating Ideas That Lead To Sex

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Dating is always exhilarating but at times you might run out of places to go to. I’ve got a few dating ideas that I can share with you today. If you haven’t had any luck with dating lately then read this article. If you are wondering what would work when it comes to dating and getting laid. These ideas are rather obscure but they just might work for you.

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Dating Ideas And Places To Go With Someone

Looking to go on a date? Here are five dating ideas for you to consider. You need to know what these are if you want to get laid more.

Crossfit

If you’re into physical fitness then a Crossfit date is actually a pretty good idea. It’s a great approach if you want to go on a few dates with someone. It’s not uncommon for someone to meet someone at the gym and later find themselves on a date with them. This is just a different approach to it all.

Kayaking

A lot of people don’t think of sports when it comes to dating but it’s true that you can take your date on a kayaking journey to enjoy some water sports. You will get a better taste of the type of person your date is. What’s better than having the two followed by a good workout?

Kayaking is on of my favorite activities because it is something that two people can do individually and they can thoroughly enjoy it while at the same time connect with each other and learn more about each other.

Board Games

Board games are another hit that you need to try when it comes to dating. You can play any board game that you like because they are all good for those with competitive spirits. Board games make you feel alive and bring out the best superior side of most.

Also, playing board games can allow you to become comfortable with each other in the same space, talk to each other better and have a good time.

There are plenty of choices available when it comes to board games so the choice is yours. I would suggest that You get to choose your options and therefore, be sure that the time you are having is one that you thoroughly enjoy.

Book Reading

It sounds very strange but book reading is not out of the question for a date. It’s another interesting activity and probably one that you hadn’t thought of. You can go for book reading anywhere you like. If you and your partner share the same interests of reading then why not! You can mutually decide which book you want to read, then do it together. You’ll each have plenty to talk about on your date.

Book reading can provide you with a great amount of enjoyment. It is fun, it’s interesting, informative, and it introduces some form of commonality to a potential date. Legit, I’ve been on a book reading date that ended with me fucking the girl. Pretty fucking insane to think that huh!

Go To A Cheap Hotel

Another great dating idea is to rent a cheap hotel room. You can do this in your own city or choose to go to a hotel in a new city, the choice is yours. Going to a cheap hotel can feel naughty and exciting at the same time. It’s fun, interesting and it is something you probably won’t get bored with. Trust me, I’ve met really dirty girls that I’ve met online via Instabang at cheap hotels. They love the thrill of it all.

Other places to go for a decent date or two are going to a different country (but that may not be an affordable option for many) or go get a palm reading or something. There are so many dating ideas that exist, your options are pretty much endless.

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Why The Single Life And Casual Dating Is Awesome

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Some people are terrified to be alone. They constantly need to have a boyfriend or girlfriend to feel good. Then there is what’s known as “the single life,” where people live for themselves. They are not attached to anyone and they are simply practicing the single lifestyle that all the married guys are talking about.

If you didn’t know it, being single is the shit. It’s one of the best things about life in general. Lots of people are completely scared of being single. I’m here to tell you otherwise. In fact, I’ll tell you exactly why being single is awesome and why you can be happy about it if you fit into this category. Keep reading if you want to really feel great about yourself!

The Single Life

Why The Single Life Is Amazing

Like I said, there are a few reasons why living the single lifestyle is bad ass. I’m going to share some of my favorite reasons why I live this type of life. Maybe you’ll learn a think or two that just might convince you to do the same.

Do What You Want

Living the single life means you can literally do anything you want. No one to answer to or listen to all day long. If you want to eat out every night and get pizza, you can do it. If you want to hit the bar every night, you can do it. If you want to take a trip across the world, you can do it.

In other words, you are not bound by anyone or anything for that matter. Do as you wish and live the life that you desire. Being single means you don’t answer to jack!

No Drama

Single people have way less drama in their life. They don’t have to deal with any whining or bitching. They don’t get into fights like married couples, especially over dumb shit! Save the drama for your momma and be single forever. Stress levels are lower and that alone has a few benefits!

Consistent Sex Life

Contrary to what people think, your sex life when single is rather consistent. It’s a priority that you put at the top of your list. The good news is that there are fantastic sites that you can use to help connect with local girls across town. You can reach out to set up a time to meet for sex and that’s it. WHen you’re married or in a serious relationship, that ain’t happening. Trust me on that one. I’ve been there before!

You’re Stonger

People living the single life are by far the strongest that I know. Not physically, but mentally. Actually, they might be physically strong too. I bet most of them have time to train or workout as much as they’d like so they probably are physically stronger. Anyway, they’ve been through things alone enough to understand how to stay strong when they need to be. Having spent a significant amount of time single, I know that I’m not as sensitive as others. I can take things that some can’t. It’s just the way it is!

These few simple reasons should be enough as to why you should stay single and just casually date women. I’ll never get in a serious relationship ever again. I love living this lifestyle and I would not trade it for the world!

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How Yoga Improved My Online Dating Life

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I recently started going to yoga classes to improve my flexibility, balance, and mindset. Little did I know what impact it would have on my dating life. It literally changed my life for the better and I’m going to tell you exactly what it did and why it did it. You won’t believe it until you read this.

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Yoga Improved My Online Dating Here’s How…

Better Sex
Once I started taking yoga, I immediately started having better sex. In fact, I started having the best sex that I’ve ever had in my life. Part of the reason was because I’d spent so much time stretching that my body was just better. I was able to fuck like a champ. Not that I wasn’t a stud before but being more flexible made my sex life better.

Better Attitude
I don’t know if it was the yoga or not but ever since I started taking yoga classes I had a better attitude about everything in life. I was more positive and appreciated things more. Some people say that attitude is everything and I truly believe that now. That’s why I continue to go to yoga. If a girl dissed me or declined a date, I didn’t get mad. I was completely fine with her decision and moved on. Prior to taking yoga classes, that most likely would have never happened.

More Focus
Yoga helped me focus on what mattered most. Getting more girls to want to fuck me. I spent less time online but I focused more and approached things with a strong passion in order to be effective in the least amount of time as possible. That focus helped increase my success more than ever when it came to dating girls I met online.

Stronger Mindset
Yoga made me physically and mentally stronger. That stronger mindset really helped increase my positive mindset. Having a solid mindset is extremely important and being strong is a characteristic that many women look for. Most successful people have strong mindsets and those that want to get laid must have the same mindset.

Yoga changed my life and I can guarantee that it’s going to do the exact same thing to your online dating lifestyle. Get your ass into the yoga studio as fast as possible. As an added bonus, you might meet a couple of women that want to fuck you too. Since I’ve started going to yoga classes, I’ve fucked four women that I go to class with and I didn’t even have to send sext messages to them to entice them. They just wanted dick! If you don’t believe me, then I urge you to take action yourself to see what I’m talking about.

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More Good Date Ideas That Might Help You Bang

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Planning on going a date with someone you met online? Perhaps you really like them and you want to bang? I’ve got some more good date ideas that may just help you get lucky. You can always take her to watch a movie together or have a nice romantic dinner somewhere. But do you really want to be the typical guy that does just dinner? I mean, there’s nothing wrong with dinner but if you’re looking for some more ideas, I’ve got you covered…

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If you really want to impress a girl and get her wooing you all over, you should definitely skip the traditional movie/theater/romantic dinner ideas and look for ideas that are not so common. This will really surprise her and she will think of you as a unique and perhaps more creative/fun person to hang with.

Here are some unique but good date ideas that break the traditional barrier of dating:

Take Her Go-Karting

Go-Karts are extremely fun and couples race in them all the times. But very few dare take their girl on a date with Go-Karts in mind. When you try to impress your girl with your amazing driving skills and knock some guys off the course you’ll give her something to laugh about. When you finish, you will realize that she enjoyed the experience a lot more than she would have on a movie or a dinner. Getting her to really enjoy something is key to getting her to want to bang you.

Karaoke Night At A Bar

If you’re looking for good date ideas, then you need to find the local karaoke bar! Karaoke is fun if both of you like music. Even if you don’t particularly like music, hitting up the karaoke bar is still fun. It includes drinks, dancing and an excuse to make yourself look like an idiot. Both of you will have a nice connection going on when you try to sing with each other. Try to impress her with your vocals or go completely silly if you want to make her laugh. Karaoke nights are usually very fun and are extremely successful for dating. I’ve fucked a few girls after a night of bad singing. It doesn’t matter how you sound on the mic. Trust me on that one!

Take Her To The Park

A local park is an excellent place to go on a date. However, it’s important that you check with the girl to make sure she’s a nature girl. If you both are nature lovers, going to nice park will really put you two in a good mood. Bring some wine, cheese, and other snacks. You can even head to the park at night if you dare. Find a good spot and lie down and watch clouds or stars at night. From there on you can try and put the moves on the girl you met online. After all, you both connected to fuck and there’s a good chance she’ll be down to fuck if you play your cards right!

Cook With Her

Now this is something very different but if you do it right, it can do wonders for you. Women really like a man who can cook. So why not hit her place or take her to yours for a good home cooking experience. Tell her you wanted to experiment with a new recipe and you would appreciate if she could help you out. This has worked well in the past for me. I’ve been in situations where I start cooking, crack a bottle of wine open and next thing you know I’m fucking the girl I invited over on my kitchen counter.

That should be plenty of good date ideas for you! Let me know if you need anymore and I’ll be glad to help!

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Craigslist Dating And Why To Avoid It At All Times

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Craigslist dating is some of the creepiest online ads that I’ve ever seen in my life. I’ve used a ton of online dating sites (both free and paid) and I’ve never come across creepier ads than those that I’ve encountered using Craigslist. Here’s an ad I found that should give you enough reasons as to why you should do your best to avoid using it if you’re trying to meet someone to bang.

Creepy Craigslist Dating Ad Posted on Valentine’s Day

For starters, here’s a snapshot of the ad that was published in a local Craigslist section in the Portland, Washington area.

For starters, the ad was posted by a 55-year-old man looking for a roommate. His title indicated something along the lines of Roommates, friends, dating and some other creepy shit.

His ad stated that he was low maintenance and looking for a roommate of the opposite sex at around 45 years of age. He mentioned some shitty dating site called Plenty of Fish that literally never got me laid EVER! He then went on to talk about how it would be really cool to have a roommate that you become romantic with. This is really fucking distrubing, to say the least.

A couple of reasons why you want to avoid using Craigslist for any dating what so ever is because of the following:

Not Moderated – You literally have no idea (most of the time) what this person even looks like that’s placed the ad. There’s no verification and the site is basically not moderated at all.

No Guarantee – The site doesn’t offer any guarantee that you’ll be hooking up anytime soon. In fact, it’s just the opposite.

No Support – If you come across a situation where a date or meet up with someone goes bad, there’s really nothing that can be done about it. Because you’re not using a site like Instabang, you’re not going to get the stellar customer service that you normally would.

Honestly, if this isn’t enough reason for you to never ever use Craigslist dating then I don’t know what to say. I’d focus on spending time using better hook up sites that actually work instead of crappy Craigslist!

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