Buying A Puppy Changed My Sex Life Forever

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I’ve been using the Instabang dating site for what seems like forever now. All I can say is that I did one thing recently that changed my sex life forever. That’s right, I bought a puppy! Let me tell you everything I did and how it changed my sex life for the better.

Buying A Puppy Will Improve Your Sex Life

Here’s How Buying A Puppy Improved My Sex Life

For starters, I want to explain what I did and how I did it. Not only did I go out and buy the cutest damn dog you’ve ever seen, but I went ahead and showcased it to the world on my dating profile online and other mainstream social networks.

The very first thing that I did was update my dating profile. I made sure that it displayed the cutest photo of myself and my doggy. Why did I do this? Simple! Girls love puppies and they want to play with them.

Doing so improved my response rate when reaching out to local girls on Instabang. It was something that made my life that much easier.

Next thing I did was post a video of the two of us. I did this to provide further social proof that I actually own a puppy.

Now, what I did next was the real winning piece of the formula…

I went to a busy location where local women always hang out. You can head to a busy coffee shop, park, or any other place that might be where folks tend to gather. I immediately posted an image of myself and my dog onto Instabang and I mentioned where I was.

What the did was let other girls in the surrounding location know that I was there. My phone immediately started blowing up with likes and girls reaching out telling me how cute the puppy was. One thing led to another and I found myself meeting new women that were members of Instabang in that were hanging out in public places. The doggie photo attracted them enough to want to meet me and it was all downhill from there.

I must have done this at various locations around town for about a month before I stumbled across one of the same girls that I fucked. I’m telling you right now, if you want to get more local booty, then you need to get a puppy.

What type of puppy should you get?

Well, that’s completely up to you. I like Boston terriers (shown above), so I went with one of those dogs. They’re cute, small, and easy to take care of. Not to mention, they’re full of energy.

In the event that you don’t want to get a puppy, then you do not have to. Instead, you can always ask a friend if you can borrow theirs to babysit! I’m pretty certain that they’ll love you for doing that and you’ll also get the benefit of being more attractive looking.

Here’s a bonus tip, college girls absolutely love pups! It doesn’t matter what breed, they seem to be what I call the ultimate panty dropper.

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