Thanksgiving Dating Tips For 2016

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Look we all get lonely during the holiday season and it’s quite common for people to want to try and find a date for Thanksgiving. Many people turn to the Internet during the holidays in an attempt to improve their turkey day. Well, I’m going to go out on a limb here and try to provide some dating advice to you for this Thanksgiving.

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Four Main Tips For Thanksgiving Dating

Okay, so I’ll do my best to keep this as short and sweet as possible. I’m going to start with the very first thing that you should do and that’s come up with a game plan to not let your family know that you’re using a sex dating site. I don’t care if you have to lie to your entire family. The last thing you want your family to learn about on this wonderful holiday is that you’re using it to meet girls to fuck after stuffing your face with some turkey. Don’t be afraid to ask your family not to embarrass you either by asking silly questions.

The next thing you should do is come up with a game plan with the girl you met online so she doesn’t blow your cover. What I mean by that is that you should try to agree on something with her so that when people start asking around the table, how you both met and when you started dating, it doesn’t seem so sudden.

Once you’ve confirmed that you’ve got a hot fuck date hitting your house for Thanksgiving, then you’ve got to help her loosen up by spicing things up with some cocktails. Remember, you must never leave this girl alone to watch football or get stuck with someone that makes them feel uncomfortable. Always stick by her whenever you can and be sure to keep her entertained.

This might be the most important tip in terms of getting lucky, you’ll want to have a breakaway game plan to exit the dinner. Don’t be afraid to plan something like going to her families for the holiday or even the “not feeling well” tactic. This is when things will really start to get interesting. I always suggest trying to dip out before  dessert. Reason being, I like to consider the girl that I’m with my tasty treat for the evening. Then I’ll take her to a hotel or even my car and just fuck her silly!

When you’ve got doubts about the girl, your family or the whole situation in general, then I suggest that you not invite her over for Thanksgiving. Sometimes being too nice and trying to get too close to family can really backfire. I have had situations where I did not get laid because the girl freaked out due to my families behavior at Thanksgiving.