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Some girls that join dating sites are extra wild. I’m talking about being willing and able to do almost anything on this earth. Some of them may even be willing to make a sex tape! If you didn’t know already, making a sex tape can be super fun and no, they don’t all lead to social media leaks. Not everyone in this world is a complete asshole. After watching some of the world famous sex tapes that have been filmed, I’ve come to learn the proper way to make a homemade sex tape. I’ve got a few tips for you to take into consideration before you start filming the next golden globe winner!

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Tips On How To Make A Sex Tape With Someone

Here are a few important tips to consider when making a sex tape. No, they are not super important but they will make your time far more enjoyable (for both people). Read these and understand them!

Make A Plan
Don’t just set up a camera and start filming. You’ve got to essentially “block” in each shot or scene. If you have a script that you have put together, don’t leave your partner high and dry! Give them a copy to read and fully understand. Not being prepared can be a real buzz kill when it comes to creating this sex tape. You need to be prepared. Don’t be afraid to try roleplay versus natural acting. In fact, it may make things a lot easier. Pretend to be someone else if it makes you feel more comfortable in front of the camera lens. Roleplay is an awesome date idea, to begin with!

Good Lighting
Stages in Hollywood had killer lighting. You don’t want to make a sex tape with some random girl only to find out that the lighting was so shitty that you can’t see a thing on the screen. You want to take pride in the light setup because it’s going to really bring out the efforts of the people on camera. You typically want some natural light that has a low glow to it. I would suggest using candles but that would be extremely irresponsible of me to do. After all, that can cause a fire.

Capture Many Angles
You want to be sure to capture many angles. Simply setting up a wide angle from afar is not going to cut it. The sex tape won’t be as intimate as you hoped and it may even be too high at times depending on the setup. Bad angles can make people look like fat slobs too. No one wants to watch two fat people have sex. It’s downright gross. Keep the camera angles low so that the naked woman on video looks beautiful and curvy without too much poundage on the hips and stomach (if you know what I mean).

Groom Yourself
If you watch any professional adult video and you see people having sex you will notice that each of them are literally perfectly groomed. They don’t have any crazy bush or anything like that. Manscape is proper etiquette in general and if you don’t look at yourself and think you look 100% on point then do more grooming! Not to mention, grooming your body actually makes you look much bigger too.

Set The Mood
You need to set the proper mood for your date. If you’re making this video with a girl that you’ve just met on a sex date site then there’s a good chance she’ll be in a hot mood. However, you want to set the tone and compliment her on a few things that you notice. Tell her that you think she looks sexier than ever before. Let her know how hot she is and how you can’t wait to be inside her.

Keep It Secure
This might be the most important thing that you do if you do anything at all. Once you’ve completed fucking each other on camera, then you need to do something with the video. No, I’m not talking about watching it. I’m talking about keeping it safe and secure. Never, ever upload this video to any website (other than the sex dating site you both use). Steer clear from uploading this to iCloud or some other sharing platform. Watch the movie with your sex partner and delete it right after. That’s what I do!

Now, if you don’t have a sex partner to make a sex tape with, then you’re out of luck. You have more work to do than most. Simply join this site and connect with someone today. You can then work on creating a sex tape!

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How To Get Laid In The Next 24 Hours

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I’m sure that you’ve had the urge in the last ten minutes to want to get laid. If you’re a typical guy then you’ve likely desired or thought about sticking your dick in something to make yourself cum. You’re not alone my friend. In fact, there are plenty of men out there just like you and me that are thinking the same exact thing. If you’ve been in dire straits, then chances are you have been sending sext messages and other random texts to the dirty girls on your cell phone. You are likely just hoping they didn’t change their number so you don’t get reported, LOL. Fuck all that noise. I’m going to give you the exact formula to help you get laid in the next 24 hours or less.

How To Get Laid In 24 Hours

Exact Steps To Take If You Want To Get Laid Today

I’ve got a simple “get laid” tactical plan that takes less than one hour to complete. The steps are pretty simple and I really recommend that everyone that wants to hook up try it out. It isn’t complex or anything that requires a master’s degree or even a college education. It’s fucking simple. Just follow these steps.

Step #1: Join A Dating Website

The very first step to all of this is for you to join a dating website. Get off your ass and join any casual dating site that your heart desires. If you haven’t joined any as of yet, I suggest you join this one.

Once you join, log into the site. Do not wait, log in right now before you keep reading. You’re going to need to reference the site as you read this. Once you have successfully joined a site, move on to the next step.

Step #2: Chat With A Local Person

Now that you are a member of the dating site of your choice, it’s time for you to chat with someone in your same zip code. Connect with a few users of the website and begin chatting with them. Feel free to search for someone that have the characteristics of someone you have the desire to meet.

You are going to want to utilize the messaging functions on site. These are functions that you can use on the website when logged in. Ask any girls that you connect with if they’d like to meet up with you either tonight or in the next 24 hours.

Step #3: Meet-Up

If you want to get laid, you need to meet someone in person. By now, you have met a girl that you know wants to meet up with you. It’s now time for you to meet up with her.

Find a local spot to take your date and either pick her up or plan on meeting there. Be sure to not dress like a complete slob. However, you don’t want to make it seem like you are trying too much.

Step 4: Make Her Feel Sexy

The key to getting someone to want to sleep with you is making them feel as sexy as possible. You need to find a way to make her feel attractive and sexy. Whatever you do, be sure not to go too deep here and be overbearing.

All you need to do is proceed with confidence and honesty. Compliment the girl and let her know that you like certain things about her. Just don’t do it in a creepy manner. For example, do not compliment her on her tits or ass. Focus on the non-sexual areas.

Step 5: Connect and Kiss

You have one simple job at this point and it’s to connect and kiss her. I know, the thought of girls making out can sometimes be stressful in itself. Fear not, all you have to remember is this, the way to a woman’s pussy is by spiritually connecting and physically kissing her. You may have to ask her for a kiss but don’t let that scare you at all. It’s quite common to have to ask a girl if you can kiss her. The key is to not be afraid and just be mature about it.

Step 6: Exit As A Couple

You should each leave the location of the date at the same time. This gives you the chance to extend your time together in a more private setting.

The guy should never leave before the girl. I have left prior to my date leaving and every single time I’ve done so I have not got laid. Always leave together if you want to hook up!

Step 7: Head To A Hotel

My personal suggestion is to head to a hotel for a nightcap. I like to head to a nice lobby bar for a strong vodka martini or even something else.

Basically anything but hard liquor. Make sure it’s a nice place that has a few rooms available for the night. Sure, you can always take a woman to your house if you dare but I prefer the hotel instead.

Step 8: Time To Bang Her

Now that you’re both drinking and you are at the hotel. Ask if she’d like to head upstairs with you. If she goes then you’re in for a real treat. If she says no, then you might be out of luck. However, 95 percent of the time she’s going to say yes, especially if you are using a casual sex site. Also, know that Instabang will get you laid, it did for me!

Wrapping It Up

This is my very own personalized approach to how to get laid. It all starts with connecting with someone that wants to bang. Start here now and you won’t be sorry. If you take action, I promise that you will get laid today. It’s that easy! In fact, you might be able to get laid now if you play your cards right. No lie!

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Tips To Help You Kiss A Girl For The First Time Successfully

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The title of this post may sound corny but don’t discount it. When you kiss a girl for the first time, it matters. You need to be successful too if you want to fuck her. Let me paint a picture for you…You meet a girl that you like, you turn on the charm and ask her out. You’re having a nice time and she is responding to your flirting. It feels like the time is right for that first kiss. This can be tricky sometimes. Neither person is familiar with how the other one kisses. You are both wondering if sparks are going to fly or just a lot of saliva. This is a crucial moment and many guys tend to mess up on the first time. This can really set you back and possibly ruin any chances of a second date. That’s a lot of pressure. That’s why I put together some tips on how to make that first kiss count every time.

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Successfully Kiss A Girl For The First Time

As previously stated, these tips are to help you kiss a girl for the first time in hopes of it leading to sex (eventually). There are plenty of first kisses that you’re going to get with girls. Especially if you are using a casual dating service such as Instabang. These tips should help you out on each and every occasion.

Make sure there are no distractions: For that moment of the first kiss, it should be just you and her with no distractions. You need that first few seconds to feel each other out and other people being around could complicate things. If you’ve been drinking at the local bar and you’re both liquored up, then perfect! If there are any distractions, they are likely to not be your fault.

Don’t ruin the moment by talking about it: The last thing you want to do is ask if you can kiss her or talk about it before you do it. It is okay to bring it up beforehand when you are flirting, but talking about it in the moment could kill the mood and make things awkward.

Don’t rush into it: There is nothing wrong with waiting for your moment. If you are having a good date, the time will come. Just let it happen naturally and pay attention to when the moment is right.

It doesn’t hurt to test the waters: Be sure not to wait too long and miss your moment. This could make you feel more anxiety about doing it. If you’re not sure, just lean in for a small kiss on the lips then pull back and look at her. The look in her eyes will tell you whether to go back in for the full kiss.

Move in closer to her before you kiss: By simply sitting closer to her, you can gauge her reaction and amp up the sexual tension at the same time. Maybe even flirt with her and look her in the eye before moving in. Simple but it works.

Touch her: By touch her I don’t mean grope her. Make the touches subtle and flirty to turn up the heat. Touch her arm or better yet, caress her hand or put your hand on her leg. If she responds well to your touches, it is usually safe to make your move.

Moisten your lips: The does not mean to stick your tongue out and wet your whole mouth. A subtle moistening will send a signal to her to get ready for a kiss. If you have dry chapped lips then spend a couple bucks to invest in some chapstick.

Stay calm during the kiss: The last thing you want to do is get carried away. Don’t get too intense or use your tongue right away. Take it slow and sensual and don’t make it overly long. Unless, of course, you got a live one and she really goes after you. These are rare occurrences so just go with the flow.

Watch your hand movement: You don’t want this first kiss to be overly sexual so avoid touching her in a sexual way. Gently touching her face, the side of her head, her shoulder or her waist is fine. Just keep it subtle.

Well, those are my tips on how to kiss a girl for the first time. Whether you’re one of these people that prefer to use a shitty eHarmony site looking for love, or you prefer casual fucking the same rules apply. I have been on many first dates where I didn’t think I would get lucky but the kiss changed everything. It really does make a difference in dating, period. Heck, I shit you not when I say that a good first kiss can even lead to having more than just steady casual sex. I’ve had it lead to having a threesome even!

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Text Messages That Initiate Sex All The Time

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One of the most popular modern ways of initiating a sex based relationship is texting. Whether you have connected with them using an online dating site or have picked up someone’s number in public; you can let them know that you want to take things to the next level with a few simple texts. One thing you need to understand is how much sexting can help increase your chances of getting pussy.

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A Few Text Messages That Can Help You Get Laid

Here are 20 sample text messages to help you initiate sex:

NOTE: Don’t copy these texts word for word. Take the general spirit of the sample text and put it in your own words. If you decide to copy them, you will look like a phony.

Maybe I’m getting ahead of myself, but what should we do after our date this weekend?
I had a dream about you last night. (This one is a classic)
I’m doing something I never usually do. I’m watching porn. It’s all your fault.
I wish I was there with you. (Another classic)
I’m kind of cold right now. I guess I should put on some clothes huh?
I just bought some new underwear and they feel really nice. They look good too. I’ll have to show you.
I’m closing my eyes and imaging that you are with me. (Corny but it works)
I’m trying to get some sleep, but I can’t stop thinking about you. I wish you were here to help me relax and fall asleep. Who am I kidding, I don’t think there will be much sleep. (This one is a little long, so take the idea of the text and put it in your own words)
I was just looking up some sex toys. Some of these I didn’t even know about. What do you think about them? (Again, use your own words and split into two texts depending on the response. You need to play it smart here.)
Would you like to play a game? (It would help to look up a game before you ask this question so you’ll be prepared if they say yes)
My pussy is bothering me. I guess I should feed her before she starts meowing at me. (If you don’t have a cat; apply it to cats that are outside your door. This is an old joke, but it often works)
I’m lying in bed, but I can’t sleep. Want to help me chase away the boredom?
I’m wearing some colorful underwear. Guess what color they are and you’ll get a prize.
I’m having a problem with my legs. I think I might need you between them. (This one applies if you are already in the flirtier stages)
I’ll tell you what I’m wearing if you’ll tell me what you’re wearing. (Another take on a classic that you could use any way you like. Just use is wisely.)
What is the ultimate place you would want me to touch you right now if I were there?
I was going pee when I texted you right now. Is that wrong? (This one may sound strange, but it makes them think about your privates.)
I finally figured out who you look like! (Then send them a picture of an especially attractive person.)
I pulled my hands away from what I was doing just to text you. (Very suggestive)
Imagine what you would do to me if I was there then tell me about it.

These lines will help you get laid in a quick way. All you need is a little bit of game and I guarantee you will be able to get some pussy. That certainly is true especially if you are using a sex dating network. Keep your text message idea fresh if you want to be successful. Who knows, you start perfecting this and you may find yourself in a threesome with girls you met online.

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Why Hotel Sex Is The Best Casual Date Option

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Lets say that you go on a casual date and you want to have sex with a girl. I’m here to tell you that hotel sex is your best option. I’ve been down this road on so many occasions I literally have lost count. I’m going to tell you why having hotel sex is fantastic and why you should do it in a hotel versus your apartment or house.

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Reasons Why Hotel Sex Is Awesome

I love having sex in a hotel for a ton of reasons. These are just a few of the many reasons.

No Cleaning Up
This makes me sound like a pig but it’s true. The fact that you can fuck and leave without cleaning up your mess is fantastic. I love taking a casual sex date to a hotel, banging the fuck out of her and then not even making the best. Just leaving the hotel room a mess and taking off. It’s perfect almost every single time.

No Worries On Location
Hotel sex means meeting in a mutual location where one person doesn’t feel less powerful than the other. This is a plus and can make women feel more comfortable about hooking up with you. Trust me, you want the girl you are trying to bang to be as relaxed as possible.

Awesome Shower Sex
Showers and bathrooms in high-end hotels are so fucking awesome. They are great for having one or two girls over to bang in them. Simply draw a bubble bath and get the woman you’ve been putting work in all night on completely naked and in the tub. Women love nice baths and showers. Not to mention it’s super sexy and romantic.

24/7 Service
If you want champagne, strawberries, martinis or whatever you can have it within minutes. The 24/7 service that is offered at most of these luxury hotels is incredible and they can make sex with your date over the top.

The Beds Are Comfortable
Hotel beds are typically comfortable and huge. They are perfect for fucking on because the beds are neatly made with clean new sheets. I love this about hotel beds and it makes having sex in them incredible.

A Bar In Every Lobby
There is just about a bar in the lobby of every nice hotel. What does that mean? It’s a haven for hot women that like to drink and potentially fuck. Not saying that you’re going to meet a woman down there for sex. But it’s a great spot to connect with someone that you have recently met on a dating site.

They Fix Situations
You know how Ray Donovan fixes things for people? Well, when something happens in a hotel room that isn’t to your satisfaction, the hotel will go to great lengths to try and please you and your guest. I really love this about hotels and it’s one of the many reasons I choose to stay in high-end places. I personally like to stay at either the Ritz, The W or the Wynn (if I’m in vegas). That’s how to guarantee the best service possible.

These are just some of the reasons why I opt for having hotel sex every single fucking chance that I get. You should do the same.

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Four Booze Shots Never To Order On A Date

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Hey guys, Todd here again to bring you some awesome dating advice. I had a conversation with someone this weekend about taking booze shots. We were chatting about going out with some local girls in town and I realized that some shots are fucking terrible and the effects are even worse. One thing that will take your buzz to the next level is ordering shots. There seem to be more invented every day and some of them are pretty outrageous.

Some of these shots are made to be hard to swallow, some are made for taste and some are made to get your drunk as fast as possible. Well, I took the time to outline the types of shots that I think absolutely suck. There are so many shots out there. Hopefully, this will give you an idea of what to avoid when on a date.

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These Four Booze Shots All Suck

The shots I’m about to mention will fuck your dating game all up if you take them. Do not go overboard here. Take my advice very seriously unless you want to bang yourself later in the evening. Not too mention, too much booze will lead to being in bad shape and fit gym girls don’t like to fuck slobs.

Cheap Tequila – If you have any experience with pounding shots at the bar, you know that cheap tequila is among the worst. Let’s face it. Most tequila is pretty damn hard to swallow, especially when you pound more than one shot. It needs to be pretty damn expensive to go down smooth. It burns going down and it sits in your stomach like a pool of acid and has the tendency to turn you into a madman.

Any Artificially Flavored Liquor (Especially Vodka) – Some of the worst shots you can take and some of the worst for your stomach are flavored liquor shots. I don’t like Vodka shots anyway, but when the flavor is added, it turns into instant rot gut. You want the liquor in your shots to be as pure as possible and syrupy flavoring seems to dance around in your stomach just begging to get out.

Cream Based Shots – Speaking of rot gut; cream based liquor will rot your gut faster than anything. Just the idea of mixing milk with liquor makes my stomach feel a little funny. These can actually be okay when taken in moderation. It doesn’t get along well with anything else that you have in your stomach. The hangover you get from these types of shots is a cruel form of torture that you want to avoid. Some of the worst shots that fall into this category are the Cement Mixer, Alligator Sperm, and the Buttery Nipple.

Spicy Shots – I will be the first one to say that I love spicy shots, but they don’t love me. They taste good and they even feel good going down, but they do not fare well sitting in your stomach. These shots have a similar effect as cream based shots, but with more heartburn and overall sour feeling the next day. Some dangerous spicy shots are Motor Oil, Fireball, Prairie Fire, and The Tapeworm.

Then what is safe to take? Well, I typically choose to stick to basic hard booze shots such as the Jameson or Jack Daniels. If a girl can crush these shots then you know she can probably bang like a pro. Take a few shots and take her immediately home!

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Why Dating Ugly Chicks Is Fun Too

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I’m going to come clean with you and tell you that I sometimes enjoy dating ugly chicks. I don’t always need the hottest college girl to have fun. Sure, it makes me look better and looks great on my sex resume but that’s about it. Find out why I spend time dating ugly chicks and why you should do the same.

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Reasons Why Ugly Chicks Are Fun To Date

Here are a few reasons why dating an ugly chick can be really exciting and fun. I spend time using my favorite hookup site searching for less than attractive girls to connect with. I’m not telling you to find an ugly girlfriend. I’m just saying that you should bang some from time to time. These are just some of the reasons why I do it…

They’re Happier
I know it might seem strange but ugly chicks are happier than those that look like supermodels. The ones that look like they should be on the cover of a magazine have some issues. Guess what happy girls like to do? They like to have more sex!

Try Much Harder
Every time I’ve had sex with an ugly girl, they’ve tried much harder than all other girls. I’m not sure why this is the case but it is. Ugly girls always try harder in the bedroom and I think it might be because they do not get the opportunity to have sex as often. They want to make it known that they truly care about pleasing the person that they are with to prove a point that sex is incredible with them.

They Give Good Head
Every time I meet a girl online that’s ugly, I think about getting a BJ from the girl. I’ve had some of the best blowjobs from girls that just didn’t have the best looks at all. In fact, I’ve gotten head from a few ugly girls in public places just because they were horny. I didn’t have to reciprocate anything. It was literally that easy to get some. I think it’s because they enjoy giving head more than most.

Opportunity Knocks
Ugly girls are often smarter than pretty girls and they know when to take advantage of an opportunity. It should not be a shocker that when opportunity knocks, the ugly girl answers. What that means is that when she has a chance to get you inside her and there’s nothing that’s going to stop her from taking advantage of that opportunity. She may even cheat on someone to get laid.

More Fun
Ugly chicks have more fun than super hot chicks. They don’t worry about the bullshit that goes along with dating the hotter ones. They aren’t afraid to do stuff on dates and get really drunk. Basically, ugly chicks are more fun than almost all other really hot ones. The main thing super hot chicks have going for them is that they are hot. Sure, that’s a lot but that’s about it.

Those reasons should be enough for your to want to fuck an ugly chick in your neighborhood or city today. Get your ass out there and meet one today!

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Barhopping And Making Out With Girls

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There is a time right after college when the world is at your feet. Most likely you want to spend that time barhopping and making out with a bunch of girls. Trust me, I totally get it!

You just finished up your education that prepared you for the fun road ahead and you just want to have a little fun before you set forth on the journey through adult life. A big part of after college fun is barhopping and a big part of barhopping is making out with multiple girls. I’m not talking hooking up, just making out and having some fun before hooking up. Think of it as testing the waters before finding the one you want to take home.

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Barhopping 101: Tips For Making Out With Girls You Meet

Here are a few tips on how to make out with multiple girls while barhopping…

Learn How To Dance – One thing that is going to get you noticed by multiple girls and give you a big advantage over other guys is dancing. The better you dance, the more high caliber girls you will make out with, it’s that simple. If you don’t dance, you better be prince charming and look like Brad Pitt.

Eyes Find Eyes – If you are interested in a girl at a bar, start making eye contact. Don’t stare. Just let your eyes find each other. If she fixates on you, then you can stare. Once you make solid eye contact, start moving toward her. Make it look like you are just strolling through the bar at first then head in her direction and make your move.

If She Wants To Talk, Then Talk – Sometimes you can start dancing next to a girl on the dance floor once you’ve made eye contact and that’s enough to start the process that leads to making out. There has to be instant heat for this to happen. Otherwise, talk to her and turn on the charm.

Don’t Get Carried Away – This goes for both your advances and your alcohol intake. Don’t come on too strong or you’ll cause her to lose interest. If you get a little carried away drinking and turn into a belligerent drunk, every girl in the bar will lose interest.

Don’t Burn Your Spot, Keep Moving – It is possible to achieve making out with multiple girls in one bar or club if it’s big enough and packed with enough people (I have). Otherwise you should move on to the next bar after each make out session. If you are spotted moving from girl to girl, it could get people talking and complicate your mission, i.e. burn your spot.

These barhopping tips are important and if you play your cards right, you could find yourself instant messaging girls you’ve made out with at the bar asking them to come over to fuck. It’s very common that making out leads to banging because it’s just the nature of it all.

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5 Things To Remember When Having a Devils Threesome With A Friend

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Okay, this update is for the guys that like having sex with their friends or with friend watching. In case you’re not familiar with the term; a “Devils Threesome” refers to three-way sex involving one woman and two men. Guys often fantasize about a three-way involving them and two girls, but when there are two guys involved, it tends to get a little more complicated. Before you judge, I want to confirm that it is possible to have a successful bang session with a couple of friends you meet online so don’t click away just yet. Read the post first!

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Things To Remember For A Devils Threesome

Here are 5 things that you should remember if you ever find yourself involved in a Devils Threesome.

1) Your balls might touch – I know, it sounds fucked up but it just might happen. You should be comfortable with your masculinity if you are involved in one of these threesomes. Your balls will probably touch the balls of another man at one point and you don’t need to freak out. Accept that everyone will touch at one time or another during this sex act. If it bothers you, maybe you shouldn’t get involved. It’s nothing major and in the event that this bothers you, I suggest you stick to strictly banging girls online and meeting for typical one on one sex.

2) Be respectful to both your other partners – The position and who puts what where is commonly determined by the girl, but you should always try to give the other guy equal time. Don’t hog the sweet spots for too long and allow him to have a turn. If you are respectful to your partners, it will be better for all of you. I actually had a Devils Threesome with a horny girl I met at my gym and she was very inviting and took care of all parties involved. A typical pleaser! I met her using a dating site then approached her after that.

3) She has to welcome everything you do – As I mentioned in number 2, how the devils threesome goes is commonly determined by the girl. She is the one that is going to have two different penises in her body, so she has to be comfortable with everything that is happening every step of the way.

4) Don’t be shy, masturbate – How much you follow this tip depends on how she is handling things and how long you and the other guy last. You don’t want to keep pumping away on her if it takes longer for you to ejaculate. Don’t be afraid to give her a break and masturbate to elevate your arousal.

5) In the end, it’s all about her – This is somewhat restating number three, but it’s a sentiment that is surely worth mentioning again. For the most part, she is in control. Always pay attention to how she is feeling and make sure she is enjoying and welcomes everything that is happening. If she’s not having fun, no one is having fun. While you’re at it; try to take this sentiment a step further and do what you need to do to give her the most earth shattering orgasm she has ever had.

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Reasons I Love Internet Dating Versus Traditional Dating

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I’m no stranger to blind dates and meeting people offline. In fact, I’ve spent a great number of my days strictly going on blind dates and trying to pick up local girls hanging out at grunge bars and that didn’t do much good. I then graduated to Internet dating and it changed my dating life forever. Don’t worry, I’m not going to get super sentimental on you. I am going to tell you that I get more pussy than ever before these days and I love Internet dating more than I love anything in the entire world. I’ll share some reasons why I love it so much.

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Why I Love Internet Dating So Much

Here is a short list of the many reasons why I love Internet dating so much and why I consider it to be one of the best things ever invented.

1. I can do it at home in my underwear without having to worry about making myself look good.

2. It’s cheaper than going on a ton of dates with people you don’t give a fuck about.

3. I can easily avoid any ugly people and completely omit them from the equation.

4. The chances of getting laid are far greater than with traditional dating.

5. I no longer need any help from my friends.

6. I get to see the person I want to fuck naked before physically going on a date with them.

7. I generally don’t need to buy them dinner to convince them to have sex with me.

8. I get to familiarize myself with the best bars and hotels in the city.

9. I save money on birthday and holiday gifts all year long.

10. My circle of potential fuck buddies is 100 times larger than it previously was.

11. I can be honest with other adult dating members letting them know I just want a no strings attached date.

12. I don’t have to call people or talk to them after I fuck them.

13. My dating efficiency goes through the roof when using an online adult dating site.

14. No need to bring anyone home to mom and dad to meet the family.

15. I get laid literally every other day.

16. I don’t have to worry about getting sloppy seconds hooking up with girls that my buddies have banged.

17. No awkward sleepovers or morning breakfast dates as a courtesy.

18. I can message girls late night without feeling like a creep.

19. Girls work around my schedule to meet up instead of me trying to rearrange my life just for a date.

20. I’m still single and can fuck anyone I want, when I want and how I want, and I can find someone for sex almost anywhere in the world.

These are my main reasons for loving Internet dating and I’m pretty certain that you are going to agree with me on more than a couple of reasons here. Try out Instabang or any other dating site that offers your a chance to connect with someone just looking for sex. Heck, even a typical friends with benefits arrangement with someone that you’ve met through Internet dating is an experience you’ll want to try and will not forget.