How To Spot Fake Dating Sites

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It’s no secret that fake dating sites exist everywhere. In fact, it’s pretty difficult to go to any hookup website today and not just assuming it’s completely fake. I’ve personally had my fair share of bad dating experiences over the years. The most important thing that I learned throughout my adventure was that many of these fake sites so simple signs of being fraudsters. Today I’m going to take the time out of my busy schedule to share all the ways in which you can spot a fake dating site.

But first:

I want you to know that I there is only one site that’s stood the test of time for being a legit hookup site. You guessed it, I’m referring to the Instabang.com dating network. Although I’ve done some investigating and experimenting, I never seem to pull away from IB because it simply works like a charm. Enough of that though, let me share the ways that you can spot fake dating sites from a mile away.

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Tips For Spotting Fake Dating Websites

The following tips apply no matter the type of dating that you’re trying to do. Whether you’re simply trying to find someone to have sex with locally one time or if you’re looking for something long term on a site like Match.com. The same rules apply in terms of sniffing out the fake ones. Here are all the things you need to be on the lookout for these days.

No Customer Support

If you come across any page of a dating site and they do not have links to the customer service page, then you need to worry. Most of the fake sites that I’ve come across purposely omit a customer service link and number. They want to make it difficult for you to cancel your membership.

Upgrade To Do Anything

Lots of fake dating sites lure you in and once you’re registered, they don’t allow you to do anything at all until you upgrade. You can’t even read messages or send any without upgrading. This is a huge red flag as they’re just trying to get you to spend money. Chances are these girls don’t give a hoot to even talk to you.

Mention Of Communications In Terms

When you see an asterisk of some sort next to the registration button, then run. It means that they’re requiring you to agree to some shady communications. In other words, if they don’t do this then they could be sued for spamming users. They need to do this to cover their butts from a legal perspective. Once covered, they can send all the emails that they want without getting in trouble. Sites like Meetbang.com do this all day long.

Online Cupids, Fantasy Profiles, Fantasy Members

Any mention of cupids or fantasy is a giant red flag. In fact, I’d like to say that it’s the worst thing that you can come across on any dating site. So many of these sites incorporate fake girls into their members area just to make it look full and abundant with members. The thing is that they are not real. In fact, it’s just something they implement to lure you into the site. Never join a site that has these types of profiles in them.

No Guarantee

Assuming you come to a site that doesn’t offer a guarantee that you will get laid, then you better run fast. Most legit sites will offer something in the form of a guarantee. Either they off to refund your money or extend your membership. In the event that the terms and conditions mention nothing of the sort, then it’s likely because it’s fake.

Profile Photos You Recognize

If you come across pictures that you’ve seen before online then chances are they were stolen. Most casual dating users don’t upload the same photo to the same sites. Instead, they test the waters to see which picture attracts the most people.

These are all the things that you need to be on the lookout for when choosing a dating site. I can tell you right now that you’ll never have these issues using Instabang because it’s the best of the best in terms of sites.

How To Delete Your Instabang Account

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Summary: This article explains how to delete your Instabang account. If you’re looking for information on how to both cancel and delete your account, then this is the article for you. Keep on reading for more information…


 

Now, I cannot for a single second think why someone would want to do this, but nevertheless, I need to share information with you regardless of whether I agree with it or not. Today I’m going to share the exact steps that you need to take should you care to cancel your Instabang account.

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Having spent most of my time using the Instabang dating site, I cannot for the life of me think as to why on Earth anyone would cancel their account. If it’s not broken, then why fix it. That’s simply my philosophy and it works like a charm. Now that I got that out of the way, it’s still my duty to share everything I know about Instbang, down to canceling and deleting your membership. Simple as that and I’ll do it.

Steps For Canceling and Deleting Your Instabang Account

Here’s exactly what you need to do if you really want to cancel your Insta bang dating membership. This dating network does everything you could possibly think of to share what you need to know about using the website.

There are some simple rules to canceling your membership. If you’re a paid member with silver or gold status, then you must give the website a 24 hour notice if you wish to cancel your account. What that means is you cannot expect your cancellation to take place within 24 hours of your renewal then the cancellation will take place in the next billing period.

Please be sure to give them 24 hours notice minimum if you truly wish to cancel. If you check out the homepage you’ll notice how I speak so highly of the customer support team.

Exact Steps To Cancel/Delete

If you’re looking to cancel your instabang account, here’s what you need to do.

  • First thing you need to do is log into your instabang.com account.
  • Then, you need to click on your photo or the company logo at the top of the website. ]
  • You’ll then need to click on the dropdown link called Account Settings.
  • This should redirect you to another page where you’ll see a checkbox and text that states “Make My Profile Inactive.” This will confirm that your account has officially been named inactive.

That’s all you need to do in order to make your account inactive. Now it’s time to cancel your membership. Doing so really couldn’t be any easier.

When it comes to canceling your paid membership, all you’ll need to so is contact customer support. That’s the way that most people cancel their billing. You can either reach out to the customer support department or you can contact the billing company that’s in charge of processing your credit card. More than likely, the processing is going through CCBill, Segpay, or Epoch.

If you’ve used any of those, then check things out below:

email: consumersupport@ccbill.com
suport url: cs.segpay.com
email: billing@epoch.com

That’s all you need to do and trust me, you’ll likely NEVER need to do that considering the dating site works better than any that I’ve used.

Whisper App Instant Sex Through Secret Posts? I Think Not!

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I recently had a chance to check out the Whisper app. If you’ve never had a chance to check it out, then I’m going to suggest that you not start doing so. The reason I say that is because it’s not a great app especially for those looking to have casual sex. My idea was to use the Whisper app, meet a hot milf on it and go bang her. Sure, I went ahead and tried it out just like I do with so many other apps out there, but this one definitely doesn’t measure up to being as nice as Instabang.

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What I Learned Using The Whisper App

The first thing I learned was that this app can be downloaded by visiting whisper.sh. It was created by the company, WhisperText, LLC and is available for both Android and iPhone.

Using the app is pretty damn simple. All I had to do was set up my profile by providing a few small pieces of information. It’s easier than the Happn app even.

All they require are the following pieces of info which are your username, gender, age, and location. Here’s the kicker, you can basically leave almost everything blank on this app profile. The factor alone really rubbed me the wrong way when I was using the app for the first time.

I thought to myself, what if I was being set up by some serial killer or connecting with someone that was lying about their gender or age? I wasn’t feeling confident at all when trying this out.

The Groups Are Where It Goes Down

After signing up and half-ass registering as a user on the Whisper app, I ended up checking out the groups. This is basically a section of the app that displays a subset of clusters of users and it’s where the app eventually becomes a dating app.

When I joined a group that was geared towards singles and dating, in general, I was able to connect with people that were horny. Well, that’s what I thought at first!

DM’s

See, what you can do is post direct messages to users within the groups. In doing so, you’ll be chatting with completely anonymous people.

At least when you do this on chat roulette, you know who you’re doing it with and what they look like. The thought of messaging someone that might not be a real girl or local person creeps me the fuck out.

The People 

All the people that I met using the Whisper app were complete losers. I don’t really know how to put it any other way. They were complete tire kickers that just wanted to post stupid shit and it got me nowhere at all!

Conclusion

In conclusion, you’ll want to avoid the Whisper app if you want to bang people. There’s essentially no one using this app that’s willing to meet up in person.

It took me less than a month to learn this. I’ll tell you right now it’s a huge waste of time and money! Screw all that noise and stick with what works, find out right here.

Reasons To Have Extramarital Affairs

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There are some people in this world that are completely against having an extramarital affair. Honestly, I can’t seem to understand why the hell they feel these are so bad. In my personal opinion, having an affair is the best thing that you can do for your love life. I know to some people I sound like an asshole but it’s completely true. However, I don’t want you just joining some random affair dating site. Before you take any action, it’s best that you check this article out and then give my favorite network a try before anything else. But first, read this…

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A Few Solid Reasons Why You Must Have Extramarital Affairs

Here are some of the few reasons why I suggest having an affair. Trust me, there are literally hundreds of other reasons why you should have one, but these cover the most important reasons.

You Get What You Want

When you get what you want, you’re happier. Life doesn’t get any simpler than that. That’s how things go there and it makes all the difference in the world, trust me. I love getting what I want and I know that when I bang some horny mature lady that gets strange dick from some new guy like me, she’s happy as can be.

You Don’t Break The Family Up

Another reason why you should have an affair online is to prevent your family from splitting up. If you do not want to split up, then an affair is the perfect approach as it prevents things from getting messy. So, if you’re a guy that’s just trying to get an extra nut off with some horny wife, then you can do that without damaging your current family dynamics.

Mutual Feelings

I love using discreet casual affair sites because the feeling is typically mutual between parties on the site. Most men and women are using the sites to simply meet and hook up, that’s about it. They don’t want to develop anything long term or anything of that nature. Instead, they all go in knowing that the objective is to have an nsa relationship and that’s about it.

Have A Better Love Life

My sex life has literally 10x’d since I started dating married women. These women are on a mission to pleasure and be pleasured, nothing more that that. I’m telling you right now that doing wives that don’t get enough sex can lead to so much sexual enjoyment that you won’t even believe it. My love life has skyrocketed in terms of pleasure since I started hooking up with wives.

You Add Excitement To Life

Living a boring life sucks. If your life is boring, then it’s only you that you have to blame for that. I’m telling you that my life is so exciting now that I’m connecting with people in these extramarital affairs that I don’t even know where to begin really.

If you’re not willing to risk things in life for the greater enjoyment and improving your life, then you’ll be absolutely miserable. Take some action and do what’s necessary to improve your sex life. If you want to learn about one affair dating site called nostringsattached.com, then read this review.

Banging Your Hand aka Masturbation Is Healthy (Here’s Why)

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It’s not uncommon for guys to bang themselves from time to time. Yes, I’m referring to the typical act of masturbating. However, every single guy has likely felt that little hint of shame after he masturbates. The shame could come from the stigma that many attach to it or it may come from your arousal trigger of choice or the lengths you went through to find it. Well, I’m here to tell you that it’s nothing to be ashamed of. It’s a natural function for our bodies to need the release and, what you may not know is, that is actually good for you. Sure, it’s not as good for you as finding someone local to bang, but it’s definitely healthy. Here’s everything you need to know about the act.

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Reasons Why Masturbation Is Healthy AF (Pun Intended)

It was once believed, by many, that masturbation caused anything from negative effects on your fertility to making you go blind. If that were true, I would have been one seriously blind teenager! In reality, there are more benefits than there are disadvantages.

Excessive masturbation has been known to cause a lower sperm count, but what you may not know is, it does not reduce the number of sperm that is retained by a woman during sex. This means that there may be slightly less sperm coming through, but the ones that do are just as effective as a load with a higher sperm count.

Relieving yourself sexually is an effective stress reducer too. This most definitely can help you get a full night of more restful sleep because of the chemicals that it releases in the brain. When pleasure centers are affected, things that stressed you out before don’t seem to be quite as important. This can positively affect your health and your overall sense of well-being.

Another way that masturbation positively affects your health is by increasing the number of white blood cells in your body which strengthens your immune system. It releases other chemicals that positively affects your immune system as well. That means that, if you masturbate regularly, you are just a little less likely to get sick.

If all that wasn’t enough to encourage you to jerk off, masturbation can also help you become a better lover. The weakening of pelvic muscles often causes sexual dysfunction as you age and causes your performance to be negatively affected. Occasional sex is not enough to keep these muscles strong, but frequent masturbation keeps them going well into your old age. This is another reason why it’s important to casually date people if you’re not in a sexually active relationship.

The message here is simple: If you feel the urge to release sexual energy and there’s no one around, then don’t hesitate to handle it yourself. You’ll be a better and healthier lover for it. One thing you should keep in mind is that you should masturbate often, but don’t do it the same way every time. Alternate the types of arousal triggers you use and the way you do it. If you do it the same every time, you are basically training your mind to respond sexually to only your preferred arousal trigger. So, jerking off might be more like sex than you realized. You can jerk off until your heart’s content, you just can’t let things get stale.

Jerking off can help improve your sex life. Trust me, I’ve been doing this for years and I’m 100% fine. In fact, if I didn’t bang myself as much as I do, then I don’t think I’d be as healthy and happy as I am.

Sex Bucket List: Top Spots To Bang Before You’re Old AF!

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I’ve been known to do some off the wall stuff over the years. That same approach is definitely applicable to my hookup and casual sex life as well. When you’re young, you don’t really have much care in the world. Well, you, of course, care whether or not you’re getting laid but that’s about it. I typically prefer to live life to the fullest which is why I like to have sex at as many locations as possible.

To be blunt, the only thing that comes close to being as exciting as having sex with many willing horny women is having sex in multiple locations. If you are in a relationship, sex in different locations can help you maintain passion and spontaneity. If you’re single and using a dating network to meet people to bang, then setting “sex spot goals” is a way to get others excited about meeting you. Believe it or not, it actually makes you more appealing to some people out there.

Last but not least, a change of scenery will do more for your sex life than you realize. Here are 45 suggestions for anyone looking to hook up in a new place. Before you read the list, my final piece of advice would be to do yourself a favor and do these things while you’re young and have the energy to do so. Some of them may require more physical finesse than others.

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Places To Bang Before Your Die!

The list is not in any particular order so don’t think you need to cross things off one by one. Instead, just do your best to tackle what appeals most to you.

1. In a seedy motel.
2. In a lavish or high-end hotel. Trust me, high-end hotel sex is the absolute best!
3. In a “haunted” hotel/house. (Be sure to tell her the story first)
4. Go to a park after hours.
5. In a parking garage, outside of your car.
6. At a bar or club, in the bathroom.
7. In a fancy restaurant bathroom.
8. In a fast food restaurant bathroom.
9. In a large library, outside of busy hours.
10. In an abandoned building.
11. Floating in a body of water.
12. Sneak off to another area of the house during a house party.
13. Hike to a secluded location with a great view.
14. In a cabin in the middle of the woods.
15. Zipped up in a sleeping bag together while camping.
16. On the mat during a game of nude Twister.
17. On a wrestling mat. Strip while wrestling. This one can get a bit kinky actually!
18. On a yoga mat during challenging positions. Can someone say downward doggy style, lol.
19. At an outdoor music festival. I did it at Austin City Limits last year. It was incredible.
20. In a party bus or back seat of a limousine.
21. At a pool party (in or out of the pool). The excitement of hiding it is almost overwhelming. You’ll notice that I didn’t say a jacuzzi or hot tub. Find out why right here.
22. Everyone needs to Netflix and chill sometimes.
23. In the back seat like you did when you were younger.
24. Sneak on to a football or baseball field late at night.
25. In an old theater or auditorium, on the stage.
26. At a friend’s wedding, pretty much anywhere you can duck away from the crowd.
27. On a small boat, in the middle of the water.
28. Mile-high sex in an airplane is always a good idea, but be very careful not to get caught.
29. On an island. I prefer the bahamas!
30. On your desk, in your office, after hours.
31. Everyone has fantasized about joining the Mile-High Club but what about in a private jet? Now that’s a baller move!
32. In the back of a pickup truck after a little off-roading.
33. In the back of a motorhome or RV while a friend is driving.
34. On a waterbed, if you can find someone who still has one.
35. Not afraid of heights, then how about doing it on the roof of a house or building.
36. On the roof of a car.
37. In the shower can be a challenge, but it’s amazing in the right position.
38. Anywhere outside of your hotel in a foreign country.
39. In a bunk bed, on top.
40. On a blanket in the middle of a huge empty field in some rural area.
41. At a professional sporting event. Yes, this one is super tough to pull off.
42. At a food and wine festival.
43. This one’s easy but in a swingers club.
44. In the bathroom or supply closet at your job!
45. In the back of a Taxi cab. You can try in a Lyft or Uber too, just be sure to tip them well.

I want to make it perfectly clear that if you decide to pursue any of these very achievable goals and you get caught, then you’re on your own. I’m sorry but I can’t be held responsible for you trying to bang someone in a crazy place. However, I’ll be the first one to say that you should definitely go for it! Looking to connect with someone willing to do it, then do so by joining this site today.

How To Find Nice Girls That Use Casual Dating Apps

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So many people think that the nice girls don’t use casual dating apps. Every single time I hear someone say this to me, it makes me want to scream! Truth is, nice girls, want to bang too and they do it more casually than you think. Yes, they use dating apps to meet people. Find out everything you need to know about meeting women online, getting laid and living life to the fullest with a nice girl.

One of the most popular, if not the most popular, ways for modern singles to find hookups or relationships is online dating. Many people choose the method of using dating apps. The biggest dating apps are primarily used for people to hook up rather than find someone to have a committed relationship. That doesn’t mean you can’t find a nice girl there. They are there and they are more common than you think.

How To Meet Nice Girls

Everything You Must Know To Meet Nice Girls Using Dating Apps To Bang

Make your profile reflect the type of person you want to find. You can’t expect to find a nice girl if you post a selfie of you with your shirt up in your bathroom mirror. It’s also not going to help your chances if you talk about how much you like to drink and smoke and party in your profile and post pictures of you drunk and high. If you want to find a nice girl, you have to show that you’re a nice guy. You don’t have to be a prude. Just think about that cute, pure-hearted girl checking out your profile and post accordingly.

Tell her that you aren’t looking for a quick hookup. If you are not contacting a girl for a one night stand, she needs to know that as early as possible. A nice girl is not going engage you if she thinks that you are just trying to get in her pants. Make sure that you are honest from the beginning and let her know that you don’t want a casual fling, just an NSA meetup. Tell her that you just want to connect with her and get to know her and see how things go. No expectations. If she’s not a nice girl, she won’t be down with this.

Look at her interests more than her looks. When many guys open their dating app, they start swiping right on every girl that they think looks hot. If you want to find a nice girl, stop, and check them out further before you swipe right. Check out her profile and stop concentrating on her looks. This doesn’t mean that you have to choose an ugly girl.

There’s nothing wrong with making physical beauty one of your criteria. You just shouldn’t make it your main criteria. There are a lot of beautiful girls out there who are not the type you want to seriously date or even have sex with.  Not yet, anyway. You need to decide if you are going to take your time to try to connect to those girls or connect with someone that you share common interests with. I can’t stand super hot girls that are annoying and bad in bed, even during a simple date hookup night, I don’t like them. Well, if I’m really drunk I’ll just go for it!

Gift Ideas For Hookup and Casual Relationships

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Casual relationships can be quite confusing at times. If you have ever started dating someone and you’ve been hooking up with them occasionally, circumstances can arise where you don’t know where you may need to buy that person a gift. On a certain occasion like a birthday or a holiday, you know how challenging it can be to choose the right gift to give this person.

You don’t want to give them something too expensive or significant or you could send the wrong message that you are either trying too hard, showing off, or you are becoming too eager. You don’t want to give them something too cheap either, or you could send the wrong message that you don’t care or you’re not interested enough to go out and get a decent gift. I’ve tried to help here by removing the thought process and giving you an idea of what you need to know.

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Gift Ideas For Casual Relationships and Hookups

Here are some of the best gifts to give early in the relationship, assuming that you’re keeping things casual and just hook up related. Please note, these only apply to real casual relationships, not any NSA encounters and definitely not any stupid Backpage meetups (which I’d avoid if I were you)…

First Date Gift

Never make a big deal out of any occasion on your first date. This will scare her off immediately. The most you should do is insist on paying for dinner and drinks when you go out. Be sure the dinner is not too fancy and expensive. Take her to a modestly priced restaurant. If you hit it off, you can take her somewhere nicer on your second date.

Show Her You Really Like Her

The earliest that you should start giving gifts is the third date. Don’t get carried away just yet. Keep it small. If she likes flowers, get her a few flowers. If she likes movies, pick up a new release for her on Blu-ray. Don’t give her flowers if you meet her somewhere for a date. You don’t want to make her carry them around or take them back to her car. Give her flowers if you pick her up from home or from work.

It’s Time To Charm

Beyond the third date, you can start thinking about getting her a creative and somewhat thoughtful gift, but be sure it’s not too expensive. Take her to a local shopping center and buy a souvenir for her. Don’t buy her an expensive dress or anything like that. Make sure it’s something small and fun.

Time To Woo Her

When you reach five or six dates, it’s okay to start showing her more affection in the gifts that you give her, depending on how well you’re getting along. Send the traditional flowers to her work or get creative with many internet companies that deliver romantic gifts. If things continue to go well in your relationship, you can start giving her more elaborate gifts on special occasions. It doesn’t have to be extravagant or expensive, but it should be something that shows you know her and pays attention to her.

Time To Just Bang

Now, gift giving is always a plus, but some girls just want the simple gift of orgasming and that type of horny girl is pretty easy to find on Instabang. There’s a reason that so many of these beautiful women use this dating network to meet people for sex. You should do the same and see where it takes you!

Reasons To Avoid Backpage Dating

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I’ve been known to try things that most people would never do. One of those things is using Backpage to try and meet people for sex. I’m going to be totally upfront with you here and tell you exactly why you should avoid using Backpage for anything hook up or sex related. Trust me, I’ve done lots of things that I regret in the past and one of the main things that I do now is I completely avoid Backpage.com at all costs. Find out why it’s the worst dating site on this planet.

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Main Reasons Why Backpage Is Horrible

I’ll keep this short and sweet. There are a few simple reasons why this classifieds site totally sucks for dating and why I’ll never use it again. Using one was one of the biggest dating mistakes I’ve made to date. Take it from me as it’s not going to help improve your sex life one bit. In fact, it may even get you into some trouble if you’re not careful. Here’s what you need to know…

Most Ads Are Fake

I’m not kidding when I say that majority of the ads on Backpage are completely fake. The site looks like it’s filled with horny local women looking for sex but the truth is that 99% of these girls are not even real. Escort agencies steal photos off of people’s social media accounts and they use them to place ads on the site.

What does this mean? Well, simply put, it means that you’re going to be meeting someone that’s completely different from the ad that you’ve just clicked on.

To top things off, most of the women don’t even respond to the text messages or emails that you send to them. Some of the profiles even redirect you to crappy dating websites that don’t work at all. It’s all one big scam if I’ve ever seen one!

Huge Legal Issues

One thing that you need to know is that it’s not okay to hire someone to have sex with you for money. It can get you into big legal trouble. Now, sites like Backpage have listings of girls online which are showing themselves being available for certain services for a specific amount of money. Hiring them can get you arrested and police officers may even pose on the site as escorts to trick you into this type of thing.

Backpage doesn’t assume any risk for this type of thing and it’s totally your fault if you get arrested for doing something you shouldn’t have done. If you want legal issues, then use it. I suggest not doing so!

Age and Person Verification

The Backpage site doesn’t do anything to verify the age of users on their website nor do they do anything to verify that someone is who they are posting as. This poses safety and security issues that you need to take into consideration.

You might think that you’re meeting some hot college girl yet you end up going to a house and getting robbed because you didn’t do your homework on checking the person out! That’s why I like using exclusive dating networks like Instabang versus these classified columns. They have customer support and a team of people that verify users identity. This helps keep all parties safer.

The bottom line is that I will never recommend anyone to use Backpage to hook up with someone. It’s perhaps the worst idea possible. Do yourself a favor and avoid it at all costs!

Hot Tub Sex Facts Before Banging In The Water

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If you’re down with using casual sex sites, then chances are you’ve banged at a hotel that has a hot tub. I’m sure you’ve wondered whether or not doing “it” in a hot jacuzzi is a good idea. After all, there are a ton of reasons why jacuzzies are synonymous with hookup fun.

I mean, who doesn’t appreciate a pool party with hot girls and a large hot tub? We all love it and the idea of having sex in a hot tub is freaking awesome. It’s a very relaxing and intimate setting. When you’re alone in a jacuzzi with some attractive person, things just click. The warm water and soothing jets make it seem like the perfect environment to have sex, but it’s in your best interest to get out before “bumping uglies.” Here are a few reasons why you should bang out of the tub and in the bedroom.

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Why Having Hot Tub Sex Isn’t The Best Idea

Allow me to shed some light on things with regards to hooking up in any hot tub, whether it be personally owned or in a public setting. For starters, they are notorious for carrying a lot of bacteria that could give you an infection, among other things. I know, the last thing on your mind isn’t an infection, it’s busting a nut but act like an adult here for a second.

You’re not only in danger of getting an infection, you are at risk of getting someone pregnant. If you have sex with a girl in warm, chlorine filled water, you could get her pregnant, even if you’re wearing a condom. If you wear a condom in a jacuzzi, the chlorine effects the ability of the latex to keep sperm from escaping. Also, the chances of the condom coming off increases and you won’t be able to tell that it came off because of the water.

I know one thing is for sure and that is that I’m not trying to get any girl I meet online pregnant. That’s for damn sure! That would be the biggest dating mistake in the world. I’m all about getting a nut and that’s about it.

Another reason to avoid having sex in a hot tub, there is a good chance of getting an infection by simply sitting in a jacuzzi because of the bacteria present. You can only imagine how much your chances increase if you have sex in one and exchange bodily fluids.

One of the most common infections you can get from a hot tub sex is pseudomonas folliculitis, also known as hot tub rash. This infection is characterized by an area of the skin with red, itchy bumps. It’s a type of infection that goes away without treating it, but it is not something that you want on your sensitive sex organs. You also risk getting a yeast infection and don’t think you are safe because you’re a guy. Guys can get one just as easily as a girl can. If you and your lover get a yeast infection from doing it, do you think it will be worth it just for the feeling of smashing in warm, bubbling water? HELL NO!

While sex can be quite tempting because of the fun and sexy reputation of a warm tub, it’s not worth the risk of infection or pregnancy. You are putting yourself in enough risk by simply sitting in it, especially if it is at a party where a lot of people get in and out of it over the course of a night. You don’t necessarily have to go the traditional route and have sex in the bedroom. Just try to choose a place where both of you aren’t submerged in warm, potentially harmful bacteria filled water.

That’s my two cents on the issue. Now if you do decide to bang some random girl you meet online and you knock her up, just know that the hot tub time machine isn’t going to work!