Dick In A Box: Xmas Gifts That Will Help You Hook Up


As you know, hooking up is a hell of a lot easier around the holiday season. If you haven’t noticed that just yet, then you’re not doing it right. At any rate, I wanted to share some insight that might help you get laid quicker than usual over Christmas. Yes, you’re going to need a dick in a box, so be ready!

Just kidding! But seriously, if you want to hook up you need to provide girls with some gifts, especially during the holiday season. I can’t stress just how important this truly is and what getting gifts for girls does for me. I’ll be sharing a few things with you today.

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1) What I do to get a girl to want to see me during the holiday season.

2) What I typically get them to entice them to wanna bang.

3) How I seal the deal.

Here is literally EVERYTHING that you need to know.

I thought it only made sense for me to showcase the official Dick In A Box video in this blog post too. It’s pure genius!

My Secret To Hooking Up During Christmas Time

The first thing that I do if I want to hook up with someone during Christmas time is I reach for my trusty dating app. It’s very important that you’re using one that connects you with like-minded people looking for sex. If you’re using one of those Match.com apps, then you’re out of luck. Assuming you’re unsure what to use, here’s what you need to try.

Now that we’ve got that cleared up, you’ll want to start connecting with these fine ladies asap via instant message. When you do, don’t be afraid to let them know that you want to meet up for a night out to celebrate the Christmas holiday.

Here’s the kicker, be sure to let them know that you’re extremely interested in giving them something special this holiday season. Warm the girls up to a nice dinner, drinks and a special something.

They’ll love that, trust me!

Once you’ve planned out your Christmas date night, you’ll want to dress the part looking sharp as a tack. Buy the girl something nice that’s not too expensive but nice enough to want her to bang you. Be sure to give her the gift after you both have a nice dinner and drinks.

Once that’s over, you either ask her if she wants to get a room at the local hotel or you take her back to your place.

By that time, you’ll be well on your way to getting laid and that dick in a box is going to be coming out to play really soon!

Did I mention how important it is that you wear protection? It’s really important that you not bang random girls without a condom. There’s not telling what you’ll get this holiday season if you forget to put that jimmy on! Better safe than sorry is what I alway say!

Merry Christmas ya filthy animal!

Snapchat and Dating: What You Must Know!


If you’re a single human being with an iPhone living in any moderately populated location in America, then chances are you’re tried using Snapchat once or twice. If you have taken the time to try out Snapchat over the years, then you likely know that it can be both good and bad when it comes to dating. However, there are some good things about Snapchat even though many say completely avoid it when trying to hook up with people.

Don’t worry, I’m not here to convince you that Snapchat is the end all be all when it comes to dating. However, it can help you get laid if you play your cards right.

Now, if you mess up and do it all wrong. Forget about it! You’ll never get lucky using Snapchat if that happens.

What you need to know are the rules associated with Snapchat and dating online. I’ve laid them all out directly below. Be sure to pay close attention to them if you want to learn a thing or two about Snapchat sex.

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Rules For Using Snapchat To Have Local Sex

Here are some of the rules which I’ve personally come up with over the years based on my experiences using Snapchat in order to have sex with local girls. I can safely say that anytime I’ve broken these rules, It’s led to something bad and by bad I mean me not getting laid.

Don’t Dick Snap Ever

If you want to find a sure fire way to never get anywhere using this app, then pull your dong out and snap it to everyone. Guess what, if you do that you’re literally committing a crime, so don’t!

I’ve never known anyone that’s sent a dick snap successfully and gotten laid from doing so. If you put forth the effort to send a creative Snapchat, it will go a lot further than simply just sending your dick swaying in the wind. Not to mention, most women hate getting dick pics so just the bullshit.

Clean Your Room

If you’re snapping in a filthy room or disgusting bedroom or bathroom then that’s going to turn the girl off completely. Make sure that you’re surroundings are clean and free from clutter. No one likes clutter and messy slobs. It reflects poorly on you and shows the type of character that you really are.

No Racial Remarks

If you want to get banned from Snapchat, then make a racial remark. If not, then don’t. Unless you’re trying to have sex with someone that’s into that type of thing, then I suggest keeping your race comments to yourself. I’ve seen and heard of people filing hate crimes over this type of activity so please don’t do it.

Always Snap Back

If you come across a girl that you really like, then it’s in your best interest to snap back at the girl. Either send a chat reply or a snap back to comment on their snap. This shows initiative and that you’re not just in it for the sex, even though you most definitely are!

Send Private Messages

If you want to make any progress here on Snapchat when it comes to dating then you’ve got to send private snaps to various girls out there. Be sure to put out as many leaders as you can out there. The more messages you send, the more likely you’re going to likely hook up.

Ask Questions

You want to ask the girls questions on Snapchat but don’t get too personal. Asking someone their social security or personal address is a bad way to start. Instead, keep things light and never too personal. Your job is to form some sort of a connection between yourself and the Snapchat user.

When All Else Fails, Use This

If you find yourself getting uber frustrated with the way that this Snapchat dating search is going, then you can always just opt for joining Instabang and snapping on their instead. It’s a closed circuit snap platform that leads to more sex anyway. That’s exactly what I would do and how I would do it versus the whole Snapchat approach anyway.

Things To Understand About Instagram Dating


No other way around it, dating on Instagram is hard. People make it seem like it’s the best dating platform out there but the truth is that it’s definitely not. Based on what I’ve seen and done in the past, I can tell you that Instagram dating isn’t all that it’s cracked up to be. There are far too many restrictions out there when using this platform. I’ve been kicked off almost half a dozen times alone only to have to start over from scratch.

My point here is that IG dating isn’t the best way but some people use it for this purpose. If you’re going to go against everything I say and use Instagram for dating then you might as well do it right I guess. Here’s what you need to know.

But first…

One last time I’ll suggest that you join Instabang instead of Instagram if you want to be more successful.

Now that I got that out of the way, here’s what you need to know about dating via Instagram.

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Tips For Instagram Dating Success

The first thing I want to make clear is that you most definitely do not want to start following thousands of random dime pieces on IG. You’ve got to hold a solid following to followers ratio if you want to be successful with this. I suggest trying to maintain your cool and only following girls you truly want to smash that live nearby.

Girls 2,000 miles across the globe are not going to meet up with you for sex. It’s as simple as that. Well, they might if you have loads of cash and a private jet.

Another thing to think about is how you approach them. If you’re hitting girls up by leaving creepy or heavy comments in their threads, then chances are you’re going to get blocked or ignored. Girls want somewhat of a chase, so play hard to get for gosh shakes.

This one is crucial here and one you must never forget. Do not, I repeat, do not ever send naked photos of yourself using Instagram. It’s probably the worst idea and thing that you can do for yourself. In fact, doing so can land you in jail if you’re not careful.

This is the main reason why I suggest using Instabang instead of Instagram. When you’re using sites like iBang, there are no legal issues to have to worry about. The main reason all these people are using this private network is to be able to openly send nude pics and meet for sex without getting in trouble. I suggest you only send nudes in IB not IG.

If you’re trying to do a video chat, you must remember that Instagram is a huge network that’s essentially not secure. Once your data is out there on Instagram, then it’s public and anyone can essentially get there hands on it.

What if you make some silly video of you naked or with your shirt off and it gets shared with millions of people when you meant to do so privately? Trust me, it’s happened before. If you want to send a girl a video, be sure to send it via direct message and not on Instagram live. Everyone can see the “Live” feed and it’s easy for them to do whatever they desire with it.

If you’re looking to connect with people and eventually date them, you’ve got to basically remember to do all these things:

  • Be nice
  • Don’t be a creep
  • Don’t send dick pics
  • Don’t post strange comments
  • Keep things light and fun
  • Only DM after she comments back (keep it smooth)

That’s all there is to it folks. Have at it and enjoy your time fucking Instagram girls. In the event that you totally strike out or get banned, then don’t be afraid to head on over to Instabang.com where the real magic happens.

Free Sexting Advice: Who, What, When, Where, & How


If you are reading this article then you know how popular sexting is today. It’s essentially become an art that many online daters have mastered over the years. I can openly admit that I spend many hours of the day using free sexting services that exist out there. It’s the flirting and filthy talk method of our time today and if you’re not partaking in the action, then you’re leaving hookup opportunities on the table, simple as that.

The good news is that I’m here to provide you with the best free sexting advice that you’ll ever get. If you’re looking for sexting tips, then just keep reading and you’ll know all that you need to and more.

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The Best Free Sexting Advice I’ve Ever Received

Here’s what you absolutely must know about sexting. Take it from me, as a habitual Internet dating user I know exactly what works to help you connect with locals looking to hook up nearby.

I’ll start with the who…

Who do you sext?

You’re probably wondering WTF I’m referring to here. Did you know that there is a certain type of person that you should be focusing on if you want to sext more? It’s true and identifying them is easier than ever now that we have dating sites. The type of person that you want to send sext messages to is one that lives close by and has specifically stated that sexting or dirty talk turns them on. I always focus on searching for this on Instabang because it helps me weed out those that are “too shy” or “not into it.” Do a quick search online using the terms “texting,” “sexting,” “dirty talk,” and “video chat.” That’ll help you find people nearby that are down to send naughty messages back and forth.

What do you send them?

You’ll want to kick things off with the basic introduction and something that’s extremely subtle. Let them know that you enjoy sending dirty text with local girls and that you find them overly attractive. This sets the tone and opens things up for discussion. I never send dick pics or filthy sext messages right away. This isn’t the approach to take as you need to make sure they are in the mood to get things started. If they are, they will reply with something exciting or nasty.

When do you send the sext messages?

This is a tough call really. The best time to send them is whenever they kick things off and send you one. I know it sounds complicated but it’s not. Just keep your dating app open and be on the lookout for a message or two that might come in during the day or evening. I’ve found that either really late at night or mid day is the best time to send these messages. Might I suggest that you not send them when you’re too drunk either? That’s just a huge no-no because you’ll say something that you’re going to regret, trust me on that.

Where do you send them to?

I always do all my sexting through the Instabang app. The reason I use this is to protect my identity and the information that I send. No one wants to have their dirty text messages leaked and shared on the Internet. That in itself can be absolutely disastrous to the fullest extent! Use your head and keep communications in a safe and secure place.

How do you send them?

The “how” question is covered for the most part above. However, many people don’t know how to reach out to other dating members in order to find potential sexting candidates. How you do this is simple. You log into the site, send whatever nice initial message that you want to send and keep the conversation getting hotter and hotter. As the flirting gets more intense you can begin to get more tough and dominant in a sense. At least that’s the approach that I typically take.

Anyway, that’s the free sexting advice that I have for you. If you’re looking to send sext messages with naughty girls online, then you just need to take some action and kick things off. That’s what I do and it works like a charm. The worst thing you can do is sit around and do nothing.

How To Spot Fake Dating Sites


It’s no secret that fake dating sites exist everywhere. In fact, it’s pretty difficult to go to any hookup website today and not just assuming it’s completely fake. I’ve personally had my fair share of bad dating experiences over the years. The most important thing that I learned throughout my adventure was that many of these fake sites so simple signs of being fraudsters. Today I’m going to take the time out of my busy schedule to share all the ways in which you can spot a fake dating site.

But first:

I want you to know that I there is only one site that’s stood the test of time for being a legit hookup site. You guessed it, I’m referring to the Instabang.com dating network. Although I’ve done some investigating and experimenting, I never seem to pull away from IB because it simply works like a charm. Enough of that though, let me share the ways that you can spot fake dating sites from a mile away.

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Tips For Spotting Fake Dating Websites

The following tips apply no matter the type of dating that you’re trying to do. Whether you’re simply trying to find someone to have sex with locally one time or if you’re looking for something long term on a site like Match.com. The same rules apply in terms of sniffing out the fake ones. Here are all the things you need to be on the lookout for these days.

No Customer Support

If you come across any page of a dating site and they do not have links to the customer service page, then you need to worry. Most of the fake sites that I’ve come across purposely omit a customer service link and number. They want to make it difficult for you to cancel your membership.

Upgrade To Do Anything

Lots of fake dating sites lure you in and once you’re registered, they don’t allow you to do anything at all until you upgrade. You can’t even read messages or send any without upgrading. This is a huge red flag as they’re just trying to get you to spend money. Chances are these girls don’t give a hoot to even talk to you.

Mention Of Communications In Terms

When you see an asterisk of some sort next to the registration button, then run. It means that they’re requiring you to agree to some shady communications. In other words, if they don’t do this then they could be sued for spamming users. They need to do this to cover their butts from a legal perspective. Once covered, they can send all the emails that they want without getting in trouble. Sites like Meetbang.com do this all day long.

Online Cupids, Fantasy Profiles, Fantasy Members

Any mention of cupids or fantasy is a giant red flag. In fact, I’d like to say that it’s the worst thing that you can come across on any dating site. So many of these sites incorporate fake girls into their members area just to make it look full and abundant with members. The thing is that they are not real. In fact, it’s just something they implement to lure you into the site. Never join a site that has these types of profiles in them.

No Guarantee

Assuming you come to a site that doesn’t offer a guarantee that you will get laid, then you better run fast. Most legit sites will offer something in the form of a guarantee. Either they off to refund your money or extend your membership. In the event that the terms and conditions mention nothing of the sort, then it’s likely because it’s fake.

Profile Photos You Recognize

If you come across pictures that you’ve seen before online then chances are they were stolen. Most casual dating users don’t upload the same photo to the same sites. Instead, they test the waters to see which picture attracts the most people.

These are all the things that you need to be on the lookout for when choosing a dating site. I can tell you right now that you’ll never have these issues using Instabang because it’s the best of the best in terms of sites.

How To Delete Your Instabang Account


Now, I cannot for a single second think why someone would want to do this, but nevertheless, I need to share information with you regardless of whether I agree with it or not. Today I’m going to share the exact steps that you need to take should you care to cancel your Instabang account.

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Having spent most of my time using the Instabang dating site, I cannot for the life of me think as to why on Earth anyone would cancel their account. If it’s not broken, then why fix it. That’s simply my philosophy and it works like a charm. Now that I got that out of the way, it’s still my duty to share everything I know about Instbang, down to canceling and deleting your membership. Simple as that and I’ll do it.

Steps For Canceling and Deleting Your Instabang Account

Here’s exactly what you need to do if you really want to cancel your Insta bang dating membership. This dating network does everything you could possibly think of to share what you need to know about using the website.

There are some simple rules to canceling your membership. If you’re a paid member with silver or gold status, then you must give the website a 24 hour notice if you wish to cancel your account. What that means is you cannot expect your cancellation to take place within 24 hours of your renewal then the cancellation will take place in the next billing period.

Please be sure to give them 24 hours notice minimum if you truly wish to cancel. If you check out the homepage you’ll notice how I speak so highly of the customer support team.

Exact Steps To Cancel/Delete

If you’re looking to cancel your instabang account, here’s what you need to do.

  • First thing you need to do is log into your instabang.com account.
  • Then, you need to click on your photo or the company logo at the top of the website. ]
  • You’ll then need to click on the dropdown link called Account Settings.
  • This should redirect you to another page where you’ll see a checkbox and text that states “Make My Profile Inactive.” This will confirm that your account has officially been named inactive.

That’s all you need to do in order to make your account inactive. Now it’s time to cancel your membership. Doing so really couldn’t be any easier.

When it comes to canceling your paid membership, all you’ll need to so is contact customer support. That’s the way that most people cancel their billing. You can either reach out to the customer support department or you can contact the billing company that’s in charge of processing your credit card. More than likely, the processing is going through CCBill, Segpay, or Epoch.

If you’ve used any of those, then check things out below:

email: consumersupport@ccbill.com
suport url: cs.segpay.com
email: billing@epoch.com

That’s all you need to do and trust me, you’ll likely NEVER need to do that considering the dating site works better than any that I’ve used.

Whisper App Instant Sex Through Secret Posts? I Think Not!


I recently had a chance to check out the Whisper app. If you’ve never had a chance to check it out, then I’m going to suggest that you not start doing so. The reason I say that is because it’s not a great app especially for those looking to have casual sex. My idea was to use the Whisper app, meet a hot milf on it and go bang her. Sure, I went ahead and tried it out just like I do with so many other apps out there, but this one definitely doesn’t measure up to being as nice as Instabang.

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What I Learned Using The Whisper App

The first thing I learned was that this app can be downloaded by visiting whisper.sh. It was created by the company, WhisperText, LLC and is available for both Android and iPhone.

Using the app is pretty damn simple. All I had to do was set up my profile by providing a few small pieces of information. All they require are the following pieces of info which are your username, gender, age, and location. Here’s the kicker, you can basically leave almost everything blank on this app profile. The factor alone really rubbed me the wrong way when I was using the app for the first time.

I thought to myself, what if I was being set up by some serial killer or connecting with someone that was lying about their gender or age? I wasn’t feeling confident at all when trying this out.

The Groups Are Where It Goes Down

After signing up and half-ass registering as a user on the Whisper app, I ended up checking out the groups. This is basically a section of the app which displays a subset of clusters of users and it’s where the app eventually becomes a dating app.

When I joined a group that was geared towards singles and dating, in general, I was able to connect with people that were horny. Well, that’s what I thought at first!

See, what you can do is post direct messages to users within the groups. In doing so, you’ll be chatting with completely anonymous people. At least when you do this on chat roulette, you know who you’re doing it with and what they look like. The thought of messaging someone that might not be a real girl or local person creeps me the fuck out.

All the people that I met using the Whisper app were complete losers. I don’t really know how to put it any other way. They were complete tire kickers that just wanted to post stupid shit and it got me nowhere at all!

In conclusion, you’ll want to avoid the Whisper app if you want to bang people. There’s essentially no one using this app that’s willing to meet up in person. It took me less than a month to learn this. I’ll tell you right now it’s a huge waste of time and money! Screw all that noise and stick with what works, find out right here.

Reasons To Have Extramarital Affairs


There are some people in this world that are completely against having an extramarital affair. Honestly, I can’t seem to understand why the hell they feel these are so bad. In my personal opinion, having an affair is the best thing that you can do for your love life. I know to some people I sound like an asshole but it’s completely true. However, I don’t want you just joining some random affair dating site. Before you take any action, it’s best that you check this article out and then give my favorite network a try before anything else. But first, read this…

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A Few Solid Reasons Why You Must Have Extramarital Affairs

Here are some of the few reasons why I suggest having an affair. Trust me, there are literally hundreds of other reasons why you should have one, but these cover the most important reasons.

You Get What You Want

When you get what you want, you’re happier. Life doesn’t get any simpler than that. That’s how things go there and it makes all the difference in the world, trust me. I love getting what I want and I know that when I bang some horny mature lady that gets strange dick from some new guy like me, she’s happy as can be.

You Don’t Break The Family Up

Another reason why you should have an affair online is to prevent your family from splitting up. If you do not want to split up, then an affair is the perfect approach as it prevents things from getting messy. So, if you’re a guy that’s just trying to get an extra nut off with some horny wife, then you can do that without damaging your current family dynamics.

Mutual Feelings

I love using discreet casual affair sites because the feeling is typically mutual between parties on the site. Most men and women are using the sites to simply meet and hook up, that’s about it. They don’t want to develop anything long term or anything of that nature. Instead, they all go in knowing that the objective is to have an nsa relationship and that’s about it.

Have A Better Love Life

My sex life has literally 10x’d since I started dating married women. These women are on a mission to pleasure and be pleasured, nothing more that that. I’m telling you right now that doing wives that don’t get enough sex can lead to so much sexual enjoyment that you won’t even believe it. My love life has skyrocketed in terms of pleasure since I started hooking up with wives.

You Add Excitement To Life

Living a boring life sucks. If your life is boring, then it’s only you that you have to blame for that. I’m telling you that my life is so exciting now that I’m connecting with people in these extramarital affairs that I don’t even know where to begin really.

If you’re not willing to risk things in life for the greater enjoyment and improving your life, then you’ll be absolutely miserable. Take some action and do what’s necessary to improve your sex life. If you want to learn about one affair dating site called nostringsattached.com, then read this review.

Banging Your Hand aka Masturbation Is Healthy (Here’s Why)


It’s not uncommon for guys to bang themselves from time to time. Yes, I’m referring to the typical act of masturbating. However, every single guy has likely felt that little hint of shame after he masturbates. The shame could come from the stigma that many attach to it or it may come from your arousal trigger of choice or the lengths you went through to find it. Well, I’m here to tell you that it’s nothing to be ashamed of. It’s a natural function for our bodies to need the release and, what you may not know is, that is actually good for you. Sure, it’s not as good for you as finding someone local to bang, but it’s definitely healthy. Here’s everything you need to know about the act.

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Reasons Why Masturbation Is Healthy AF (Pun Intended)

It was once believed, by many, that masturbation caused anything from negative effects on your fertility to making you go blind. If that were true, I would have been one seriously blind teenager! In reality, there are more benefits than there are disadvantages.

Excessive masturbation has been known to cause a lower sperm count, but what you may not know is, it does not reduce the number of sperm that is retained by a woman during sex. This means that there may be slightly less sperm coming through, but the ones that do are just as effective as a load with a higher sperm count.

Relieving yourself sexually is an effective stress reducer too. This most definitely can help you get a full night of more restful sleep because of the chemicals that it releases in the brain. When pleasure centers are affected, things that stressed you out before don’t seem to be quite as important. This can positively affect your health and your overall sense of well-being.

Another way that masturbation positively affects your health is by increasing the number of white blood cells in your body which strengthens your immune system. It releases other chemicals that positively affects your immune system as well. That means that, if you masturbate regularly, you are just a little less likely to get sick.

If all that wasn’t enough to encourage you to jerk off, masturbation can also help you become a better lover. The weakening of pelvic muscles often causes sexual dysfunction as you age and causes your performance to be negatively affected. Occasional sex is not enough to keep these muscles strong, but frequent masturbation keeps them going well into your old age. This is another reason why it’s important to casually date people if you’re not in a sexually active relationship.

The message here is simple: If you feel the urge to release sexual energy and there’s no one around, then don’t hesitate to handle it yourself. You’ll be a better and healthier lover for it. One thing you should keep in mind is that you should masturbate often, but don’t do it the same way every time. Alternate the types of arousal triggers you use and the way you do it. If you do it the same every time, you are basically training your mind to respond sexually to only your preferred arousal trigger. So, jerking off might be more like sex than you realized. You can jerk off until your heart’s content, you just can’t let things get stale.

Jerking off can help improve your sex life. Trust me, I’ve been doing this for years and I’m 100% fine. In fact, if I didn’t bang myself as much as I do, then I don’t think I’d be as healthy and happy as I am.

Sex Bucket List: Top Spots To Bang Before You’re Old AF!


I’ve been known to do some off the wall stuff over the years. That same approach is definitely applicable to my hookup and casual sex life as well. When you’re young, you don’t really have much care in the world. Well, you, of course, care whether or not you’re getting laid but that’s about it. I typically prefer to live life to the fullest which is why I like to have sex at as many locations as possible.

To be blunt, the only thing that comes close to being as exciting as having sex with many willing horny women is having sex in multiple locations. If you are in a relationship, sex in different locations can help you maintain passion and spontaneity. If you’re single and using a dating network to meet people to bang, then setting “sex spot goals” is a way to get others excited about meeting you. Believe it or not, it actually makes you more appealing to some people out there.

Last but not least, a change of scenery will do more for your sex life than you realize. Here are 45 suggestions for anyone looking to hook up in a new place. Before you read the list, my final piece of advice would be to do yourself a favor and do these things while you’re young and have the energy to do so. Some of them may require more physical finesse than others.

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Places To Bang Before Your Die!

The list is not in any particular order so don’t think you need to cross things off one by one. Instead, just do your best to tackle what appeals most to you.

1. In a seedy motel.
2. In a lavish or high-end hotel. Trust me, high-end hotel sex is the absolute best!
3. In a “haunted” hotel/house. (Be sure to tell her the story first)
4. Go to a park after hours.
5. In a parking garage, outside of your car.
6. At a bar or club, in the bathroom.
7. In a fancy restaurant bathroom.
8. In a fast food restaurant bathroom.
9. In a large library, outside of busy hours.
10. In an abandoned building.
11. Floating in a body of water.
12. Sneak off to another area of the house during a house party.
13. Hike to a secluded location with a great view.
14. In a cabin in the middle of the woods.
15. Zipped up in a sleeping bag together while camping.
16. On the mat during a game of nude Twister.
17. On a wrestling mat. Strip while wrestling. This one can get a bit kinky actually!
18. On a yoga mat during challenging positions. Can someone say downward doggy style, lol.
19. At an outdoor music festival. I did it at Austin City Limits last year. It was incredible.
20. In a party bus or back seat of a limousine.
21. At a pool party (in or out of the pool). The excitement of hiding it is almost overwhelming. You’ll notice that I didn’t say a jacuzzi or hot tub. Find out why right here.
22. Everyone needs to Netflix and chill sometimes.
23. In the back seat like you did when you were younger.
24. Sneak on to a football or baseball field late at night.
25. In an old theater or auditorium, on the stage.
26. At a friend’s wedding, pretty much anywhere you can duck away from the crowd.
27. On a small boat, in the middle of the water.
28. Mile-high sex in an airplane is always a good idea, but be very careful not to get caught.
29. On an island. I prefer the bahamas!
30. On your desk, in your office, after hours.
31. Everyone has fantasized about joining the Mile-High Club but what about in a private jet? Now that’s a baller move!
32. In the back of a pickup truck after a little off-roading.
33. In the back of a motorhome or RV while a friend is driving.
34. On a waterbed, if you can find someone who still has one.
35. Not afraid of heights, then how about doing it on the roof of a house or building.
36. On the roof of a car.
37. In the shower can be a challenge, but it’s amazing in the right position.
38. Anywhere outside of your hotel in a foreign country.
39. In a bunk bed, on top.
40. On a blanket in the middle of a huge empty field in some rural area.
41. At a professional sporting event. Yes, this one is super tough to pull off.
42. At a food and wine festival.
43. This one’s easy but in a swingers club.
44. In the bathroom or supply closet at your job!
45. In the back of a Taxi cab. You can try in a Lyft or Uber too, just be sure to tip them well.

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